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1. (ESPN) (760↑, 287↓)

Eastern Sports and Propaganda Network

Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.

Author: disneysucks http://espn.urbanup.com/1890253

2. (ESPN) (475↑, 209↓)

A 24 hour a day, 7 day a week fellatio fest for Boston, New York, and Barry Bonds.

Somebody just hit 8 home runs in one World Series game, but first, the latest on Barry Bonds' hangnail, plus the Red Sox and the Yankees tee times here on ESPN\!

Author: JoeJoeJoeJoe http://espn.urbanup.com/1488067

3. (espn) (266↑, 78↓)

A Sports network where any random idiot can make it as an "expert analysist" for a sport.

Person1: Lol at Merrill Hodge calling Vince Young a bust. Person2: What did you expect, he works for freakin espn\!\!\!

Author: k-dubz http://espn.urbanup.com/2472764

4. (ESPN) (262↑, 96↓)

What Used To Be "Entertainment Sports Programming Network", Now Primarily A Daytime Soap Featuring A Grammy-Nominated Cast Of Rich Athelets

-----------------ESPN------------------ featuring... Tiger Woods.........as Tony The Whiner Barry Bonds.........as Cheating Charlie Alex Rodriguez......as Crying Companion T.O.................as Mr. Selfabsorbed LeBron James........as 4 Guys Living Together Brett Favre.........as Marsha

Author: ---Tom--- http://espn.urbanup.com/2080996

5. (ESPN) (375↑, 227↓)

Entertainment (and) Sports Programming Network

Like MTV and MTV2, there is ESPN and there is ESPN2.

Author: terrell mateo http://espn.urbanup.com/127858

6. (ESPN) (137↑, 16↓)

Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network Formally know as Entertainment and Sports Programming Network, they offically changed their names to Epstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network when they decided to focus on two MLB teams, the Red Sox and Yankees. Their main headlines usually include: *Manny being Manny *Manny Ramirez being Manny Ramirez *MANNY TRADED TO THE LA DODGERS *David Ortiz hits Homerun Number (insert \#) *David Ortiz eats burger number (insert \#) *A-Rod and Madonna??? *A-Rod and Jeter breaks up with Madonna rumors. *Joba Chamberlain as a possible Cy Young Candidate (No Joke, actually real) With the occasional headlines of: Evan Longoria Tiger Woods Brett Farve Evan Longoria The New York Mets Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve LA Dodgers (only because Manny is there) Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve

MLB News Subscribe * MLB eyeing instant replay as early as late August * Oblique puts Lowell on DL | Red Sox top Rangers * After fouling ball off foot, Jeter sits | Yanks lose * Cubs sweep Braves by combined score of 18-2 * Crawford opts for hand surgery | TB-OAK Live * A's third baseman Chavez has shoulder surgery * Quentin sits out, but balanced ChiSox top Royals * Sheffield says he's not expecting trade | Tigers fall * Rumor Central: Rays making push for Aurilia? Insider Four Yankees/Red Sox headlines in the top 5 from ESPN website 8/13/08

Author: Person who hates ESPN http://espn.urbanup.com/3281471

7. (espn) (142↑, 45↓)

Eastern Sports and Patriots Network. They are alway jockin the patriots and everything in the east in fact i think they have 24/7 live coverage on tom Bradys house like anyone cares.

Man that ESPN sure does jock the patriots and tom brady pretty hard. Whats tom brady doin these days? i dont know check the Patriots Network(ESPN) it has 24/7 live coverage of his life.

Author: ben bo http://espn.urbanup.com/2764295

8. (ESPN) (43↑, 11↓)

Adj. Something which is incredibly overplayed and overdramatized.

Up next on ESPN, completely unfounded speculation regarding the motives of Brett Favre returning to the NFL, followed by a six hour discussion comparing Favre with current Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. Then we'll take you live to Brett Favre's home where we will watch him eat cheetos while watching television.

Author: vigilantmongoose http://espn.urbanup.com/4432789

9. (ESPN) (38↑, 8↓)

Entertainment, Sports, and Poker Network Used to indicate the amount of poker on ESPN nowadays.

I am watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN.

Author: Mon Capitan http://espn.urbanup.com/4180094

10. (espn) (65↑, 36↓)

Quite possibly the most biased, idiotic network on television. If you want "news" (and I use the word news lightly) just tune to anything even remotely sponsored by ESPN. At all cost will promote the Patriots ( who the fuck cares about Tom Brady's backup?\!) or the Red Sox (congrats, you've finally won a world series), and the Yankees (no one cares about A-Rod anymore). The network is also full of ex 3rd stringers, who know next to nothing about sports in general. In 2008, Espn added Sportscenter live, hosted by the two biggest retards ever in Espns history. Avoid watching or listening too, or you will commit suicide.

Moron: Dude did you see the outplayed Sportcenter top ten? Person with moderate intellect: The one consisting of home runs by the red sox and yankees? Fuck no, espn gargles my balls.

Author: solidsnake_8608 http://espn.urbanup.com/3416681

11. (espn) (45↑, 19↓)

ESPN is a bunch of ass kissing Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots fans. Last year (2008) they had a part of Sportscenter DEDICATED, yes dedicated to the old Yankee Stadium, when about 3 other teams were also in the process of building a new stadium. Every February they also dedicate a huge part of Sportscenter about the Yankees and Redsox training camps, seriously WHO CARES. ESPN is a bunch of East coast assholes who don't care at all about any other teams in the other part of the country, except for Manny and the Dodgers. Their so called "expert analyists" don't know a thing about sports, and are a bunch of ex-bench players at Division 3 schools. If you like ESPN you indeed have a vagina.

Nobody gives a shit about the Yankees and Red Sox training camps. Doesn't ESPN remember that there are 28 other teams in the MLB?

Author: pwnth3n00b http://espn.urbanup.com/3745653

12. (ESPN) (28↑, 8↓)

Full 24-hour coverage of Brett Favre, Tiger Woods, LeBron James, the Patriots, Red Sox, and Yankees. Will Brett Favre come back? Has Tiger Woods lost his dominance? Where will LeBron James go next year? Can the Patriots make it back to the Super Bowl without cheating? How will the Red Sox and Yankees fare this year? All these questions can be answered by watching ESPN.

ESPN anchor: Someone is pitching a perfect game right now\! But first\! The latest on Brett Favre's decision to return, and our NFL analysts will break down the Patriots' entire roster, only on ESPN\!

Author: iduncurr http://espn.urbanup.com/5164208

13. (ESPN) (30↑, 23↓)

A sports channel owned by Disney. Takes all their shit too far and when they're too butthurt over Favre, the Yankees, or anything in the MLB, then they won't show highlights when they are suppose to. Sportscenter is cheap too. They give it that ghetto like flavor because somehow they believe their main demographic is black street thugs. When they spew shit from their mouths the most, it's from the rigged championship games, and don't inform if they really were cheating because they hold bias opinions and like to show them off in an arrogant way (ex: the Steelers). Many athletes plan to sue ESPN for humilating them and for how much they can't report and anchor for caca.

ESPN anchor: Phillies win the World Series\! Oh my god\! Yes\! Let's go and cover this for like 3 weeks. Viewer: 3 weeks\! The postseason only lasted for ONE week. Plus baseball sucks. *changes channel and eventually flips back tp ESPN where it shows the anchorman raping Favre* ESPN Anchor: Uh, OH NO\! Favre: *girly scream*

Author: Douglas J. Falcon http://espn.urbanup.com/3725973

14. (ESPN) (82↑, 76↓)

The ability of very dumb blondes to read peoples minds

dumb blonde- wow\! it is like I have ESPN or something

Author: Jacob Parker http://espn.urbanup.com/1239654

15. (ESPN) (49↑, 46↓)

Claims to be a "worldwide leader in sports". a malignant misconception since they don't cover F1 racing,rugby or motoGP just to mention a few international sports\!\! More like the "leader in US sports\!"

1st character:"I wish ESPN could at least cover the F1 racing highlights….." 2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: muri29 http://espn.urbanup.com/1994957

16. (ESPN) (11↑, 9↓)

An acronym for the phrase "Everyone smoke pot now"

"Yo yo yo\! ESPN bitches\!" Then proceed to get blazed.

Author: The Bag Bandit http://espn.urbanup.com/5402422

17. (ESPN) (47↑, 51↓)

Fop definition for ESP. Devised by residents of the Une.

Mees: "I have ESPN\!" Meester: "Uh, you mean, ESP?"

Author: meester http://espn.urbanup.com/2228799

18. (espn) (2↑, 9↓)

a Small central utah gang of about 10-30 people with bigger connections like the rapper citation and former lay low crip Sugarbear. who also skate and mosh. with a 5 person rival gang in the next town of tooele

espn homies Always keep a green rag around their mag

Author: the coon mountain man mmm 420 http://espn.urbanup.com/5341895

19. (espn) (67↑, 74↓)

Popular Sports Channel. Acronym that stands for Eastern Sports Promotion Network. Will usually see things like the latest Terell Owens coverage, drooling over Tom Brandy, the latest routene Derek Jeter play, the latest Manny Ramirez bitch fit, or why the ACC is better than all other conferences. Also has lame stories that try to prove sports worth when in all aspects it's just a game. Also made watching cards on T.V. popular. Also never stops covering the Chicago Cubs, Barry Bonds, LeBron James, Kobe Bryan/Phil Jackson, and Lance Armstrong (a.k.a. national fraud).

Friend: Dude, did you watch ESPN tonight? Me: Yeah, they did not say who won the world series in 2005 but I'm so glad I know that T.O. has a contract dispute, and just what the yankees and red sox need to do get to the World Series in 2006. Or great programing like this: Peter Gammons: I know the Red Sox suck but I just think everyone wants to see them win the world series again. Harold Renyolds: I think the Cubs are going to win although their manager is a dolt, they have no bullpen, and half their pitching has never finnished a full season, I like their chances.

Author: Dusticles http://espn.urbanup.com/1516562

20. (ESPN) (8↑, 17↓)

The ability to see future sporting event outcomes.

I have ESPN.

Author: tortugadude http://espn.urbanup.com/3999475

21. (ESPN) (12↑, 25↓)

Extra Sexual Party Network

I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the \#1 top play.

Author: asdfdsfsdds http://espn.urbanup.com/2986939

22. (espn) (139↑, 153↓)

the best channel to watch. It has the thing that matters most in life sports.

I love ESPN, it has everything to live for

Author: joe c http://espn.urbanup.com/814197

23. (ESPN) (62↑, 77↓)

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks\!

Author: jack http://espn.urbanup.com/126588

24. (ESPN) (15↑, 34↓)

The greatest TV channel out there. Life would not be complete without it. They never shut up about the [Yankees], [Red Sox], and [Patriots] though.

I would loose my mind if I didn't have ESPN

Author: ERAU Nigga http://espn.urbanup.com/2779611

25. (ESPN) (45↑, 78↓)

Every Spouse's Personal Nightmare.

nice nikkie for a respected sports channel, innit?

Author: hytham_hammer http://espn.urbanup.com/1359306

26. (espn) (10↑, 57↓)

to have very strong [game] inspite of or on account of a hint of sleaze.

Anish partied like a rockstar last night. When I saw him pinch my CEO's ass I knew he had espn on.

Author: zombie http://espn.urbanup.com/1104482

27. (espn) (80↑, 151↓)

Did for sports what MTV did to music. Turned it into a bunch of commercialized GARBAGE. ESPN is very good at creating the illusion that sports are somehow important or meaningful thereby creating a large viewership of brainless drones. Shows like "Sports Center" are done in a format of a news show which accomplishes this end. Then there are sports trivia game shows. All of this mind-rot meshed together creates the worst kind of consumerist sports freak. Sports are stupid anyway...even if it was just a purist sports channel without all the bullshit hype building fluff, would anyone watch it anyway? Stop watching bullshit ESPN game shows, get off your ass, and go PLAY a sport. Or better yet, pickup a book. Its kind of hard to go from watching ESPN to reading books but you can get there. Take it slowly...

Stupid fucks on urban dictionary try to delete my ESPN definition so i put it back up a few days after it dissapears.

Author: BurgLyke http://espn.urbanup.com/1066154

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Last updated: 2012.02.29